Tintu 60

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Tintumon: kalyana prayam aanungalku 21 akkiyathentha?

Achan heavy vehicles odickan minimam 21 vayassu venam mone!!!

Tintu 59

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Tintumonnte wife black colour anu.1 day aval oru orange sari uduthittu chodichu    engane und

Tintumon:Hm kalaki. TAR veepakku thee pidicha polund!

Tintu 58

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Tintumonte Appoopan marichu.
Achan: amme, enekudi kondu po.
Amma: chetan poyal njanum varum kude
Tintumon:ellarum pokan thallayentha, tour pokuano

Tintu 57

1:54 AM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , , 0 Comments

"Ningalkkenne kollam pakshe tholpikkanavilla"
by
CHE GU VERA
"Ningalkkenne padippikkam pakshe jayippikkanavilla"
by
TINTUMON

Tintu 56

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"Definition of Chammal:
Chammal is d mangal of Face due to de Vingal of Heart n Thengal of Mind"
.

-Prof.Tintumon..

Tintu 55

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Tintumon to taxi driver:"Guruvayur powuo?"
Driver:"Oh,powum"




Tintumon 5rupa koduthitt:"Ennal enikkoru Pushpanjali kazhippikanae!"

Tintu 54

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Teacher : lokathu ettavum adhikam apakadathil petta couples ?
Dundumon:Ariyilla ?
Tintumon:Kuttoosanum Daakiniyum. 
  
       kali  Tintumonodo

Tintu 53

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Tintumon Dundumolodu:
Namukoru filmnu pokam?
Dundumol: Venda, athu vivahathinu sesham mathi
Tintumon: vivahathinu sesham ninte husband sammadikumo

Tintu 52

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Oraal phonil: halo aara?
Tintumon: aadyam appurathu aaranennu para
Ayaal: ithu njanaa...
Tintumon: what a surprize... ipparthum njanaa..

Tintu 51

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Tintumon bikil varumbol police checking.
Police:Helmet enthiyeda?
Tintumon:Sir, helmet kallan kondupoy. Petition kodukkan varunna vazhiya.Sir! 

  Tintumonnoda Kali

Tintu 50

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Dundumolude veettil
TINTU MON chumaril kanda photo kandu chodichu: BabuAntony ningalude Ara? 

Dunduvuinte appan: "MONE ATHU YESUDEVANA"(christ).

Tintu 49

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Teacher: "Vaakyathil prayogickuka," Randarakkodi "


Tintumon:rande mukkaalinulla bus kittaanayi njan veettil ninnum Randarakkodi

Tintu 48

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news :"Karunnakaran ICU-vil"







Tintumon :Alla, Iyal pinneyum party mariyo?

Tintu 47

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Amma: Eruttath endhu cheyuvaada?

Tintumon: padichpadich karandu poyath arinjillamme!

Tintu 46

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Dundumol:Visk undo?
Tintumon: Visk Alla vicks ennu para.
Dundumol:Engil athu undo?
Tintumon:Vicks Illa,Athermaanjan Mathiyo..!

Tintu 45

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Dad asking to tintu mon: y r u crying? Am also ur frnd da tel me y.

Tintumon : Aliya..kurachu Horlicks chodichapol ninte pennu enne thalliyeda

Tintu 44

11:19 PM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , , 0 Comments

Teacher:1947-il britishkar indiayil ninnum pinvangiyathu enthukondu?

tintumon:britanil pin theernu poyathukondu

Tintu 43

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Teacher : What is Al2 O3 ?
Dundumon : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is Fe2 O3 ?

Tintumon : Filomina

Tintu 42

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Sri Narayana Guruvinte statue kanda foreignr tintumonnodu:who is dis?




Tintumon:manja dresum mota thalayum kandalariyile Brazilinte etho kalikarana

Tintu 41

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Teacher: Nee Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath ?
Tintumon; Dadi!
Teacher: 2 Pereyum Dadi Enno ?
Tintumon: Achane "Da" Ennum, Ammaye "Di" Ennum!!!.

Tintu 40

11:28 PM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , , , 0 Comments

Tintu Traffic Police ayi.
.Pitte divasam thanne joliyum poyi!
Why?
.
.
Overspeed ennu paranju AMBULANCE thadanju!!


 Tintu RokZ!!

Tintu 39

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Tintu@hospital
Nurse: Congrats
Ningal orachanaayee!

Tintu:"wifenodu
parayanda....Avalkku Oru surprise
aayikote"!

Tintu 38

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Tintumon:enik ini kalyanam kazhikathe scoolil pokan patila.
Achan: athenthada?
Tintumon:mash paranju ini achanayittallathe scoolil kayararuthennu

Tintu 37

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In an Airport,

Lady: plz moothram ozhikunna sthalam onnu kanikamo?

Tintumon: ambadi kalli adhyam nee kaniku ennittu njan kaanikkaam...

Tintu 36

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Tintumon: chetanano karimpu thinnuna kuttiyude pradima undakiyad.
Artist:pha ! kazhuthe..karimpu thinuna kuttiyo?

Odakuzhal vayikunna sree krishnana

Tintu 35

11:03 PM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , 0 Comments

Busil oral: ithu ente seat anu. Njan oru towel evide ittirinnu.


Tintumon:enkil oru double mundu businte mukalil kondu ideda,bus ninte akumallo

Tintu 34

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Tintumonum Achanum Apupanum Achante Friendum Bar-il kayari.Achan ordered for 3Beer&Ice cream.
Tintumon: Entha Acha Achante Friend Beer kudikille?!!

Tintu 33

10:48 PM Souban MP , Posted in , , , 0 Comments

Kazhuthinu operation kazhinja Tintumon doctorodu:
vellam.
Doctor: oh dhahikunundalle.?
Tintumon:Alla. Leakundo ennu nokkana

Tintu 32

10:28 PM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , , , , 0 Comments

Teacher: Than omanichu valarthia maram vetti kalanja Edisone achan vazhaku paranjila .why?
Tintumon: Kodali appozhum Edisante kayil thanne ayathukond

Tintu 31

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Achan:Ninte oru mudinja "PREMAM"natil muzhuvan pata!aake nanakedayi.Da kudumbam kalakki, Ini ariyan ara ullathu?
Tintumon:Aval arinjitila acha!

Tintu 30

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Teacher:Entha late ayathu?
Tintumon:Bike kedayi. 
Teacher:Ennal businu varayirunnalo? 
Tintumon:Njan paranjatha pakshe teacherinte makal ketilla.

Tintu 29

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Tintumon breaks an Egg 4 Omelet,the egg was empty.
tintumon: Now a days the Hens are also doing abortion

Tintu 28

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Dundumon: Innu ente GirlFrndinte B'day anu avalkku entha kodukuka
Tintumon: Kanan engane undu?
Dundumon:Sundariya
Tintumon:Ennal ente phone no: koduthekk

Tintu 27

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Tintumon: acha ente classile Dundu parikshakku thottu 
Achan: athil oru atbhuthavum ella.avante achan oru kazhuthaya.
tintumon: njanum thottu!

Tintu 26

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zoo owner : simhathinte koodu adacho
tintumon : illa.
zoo owner : athentha. 

tintumon : oh! simhathe okke aru pidichondu pokaana???

Tintu 25

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Tintumon had a crow,He touchd it and it was vry soft he decided 2 name it. . . 
Guess wat he named it? .
. He namd it .
 




  MICROSOFT (MY-CROW-SOFT)

Tintu 24

10:13 AM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , , , , 0 Comments

Dundumon:innale bus miss aayi njan athinte pinnale odi,Rs.4 labham.! 


Tintumon:manda,Auto yude pinnale odiyurunnenkil Rs.20 labham kittiyene.

Tintu 23

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Tintumon calld FM:
I have found a purse with Rs5000&ID card of Mr.Ram
RJ:U want 2 return it sir?

Tintumon:No..I want 2 dedicate a song for him!

Tintu 22

10:06 AM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , 0 Comments

History Teacher : "Kalidas had one brother who used to make shoes. Wat was his name?"

Tintu:"Adidas"..!!
Tintu rocks

Tintu 21

10:03 AM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , , , , , , , 0 Comments

.FLASH NEWS.
Long jumpil Indian tharathinu swarnam nashtapettu.
Tintumon:Angane thanne venam!!
Chadumbol swarnam oori vekathathu kondalle!

Tintu 20

10:01 AM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , , , 0 Comments

Tintumon muthram ozhikumbol athu vazhi vanna girls mari pokanorungi.
Tintumon:pedikanda,Ningal pedikuna sadanathe njan pidichitundu,upadravikila!

Tintu 19

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Dundumon:TV poyi,AC poyi,FRIDGE poyi,ellam poyi
Tintumon:V GUARD stabliser illa alle
Dundumon:illa
Tintumon:nannayi,illenkil athum poyene.... ;)

Tintu 18

9:52 AM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , , 0 Comments

Shopil sadhanam vangiyapol tintumonu balnce Rs1 kiti. 
Avan pettannu coin boxiloode achane vilichu: Achaa baki 1rupa undu njan mitayi vangate?!!

Tintu 17

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Tintumon Teacherodu: Teacher, Avanenne Elumban Tintu Ennu Vilikkunnu. 
Teacher: Aaranu Mone Angane Viliche?
Tintumon: Aa "Karadi" Binu!!!

Tintu 16

9:47 PM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , 0 Comments

Teacher:sathyavum viswasavum thamilula vyathyasam enthu?
Tintumon:teacher enne padipikkunu ennath sathyam
,njan padikunu ennathu teacherinte vishwasam

Tintu 15

9:44 PM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , , , 0 Comments

Teacher:Arakana agraham? 
TINTUMON:achane pole pilot avana agraham.
Teacher: appo achan pilot ayirunno?
TINTUMON:alla,achanum athayirunnu agraham

Tintu 14

9:41 PM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , , 0 Comments

Teacher :Vakyathil prayogikuka
"Kattana"

Tintumon:Njan kattiloode nadakumbol oru Puli enne Kollan vannu,njan ottakku enthu "Kaattaanaa...."!

Tintu 13

9:39 PM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , , , 0 Comments

Teacher: Penkuttikal Poonool Dharichal Engane Irikkum? . .



Tintumon; 'Percentage' Pole Irikum (o/o)

Tintu 12

9:36 PM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , , 0 Comments

Tintumon:achaa ente classile thomas parikshakku thottu
Achan:athil oru atbhuthavum ella.avante achan oru kazhuthaya. 
tintumon:njanum thottu!

Tintu 11

9:19 PM Souban MP , Posted in , , , , , 0 Comments

Tintumon:i'm sleep with dad Last n8
Teacher corrects him:No , I slept with dad Last n8
Tintumon:Appo njan urangi kazhinjarikum teachr vannathalle

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