tin2mon jokes

Dundu:  Why  are  you  heating  the  knife.?
Tintu:  To  do  suicide.
Dundu:  But  why  are  you  heating  it?
Tintu:  To  prevent  infection.

Tintu  was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Dundu: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Tintu: My wife’s first husband.

Dundu: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Tintu: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

Dundu: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Tintu: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon
with a friend

Titanic was sinking.
Dundu: How much the earth is far from here?
Tintu: 1 kilo meter.
  Dundu jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Tintu: Downwards !

kalyanathinte reception nadakkumbol dundumol tintumonodu- endha chetta...ella girlsinem
nokkunne...

tintumon-alla..njan chindhikkuvarnu…ellavarum nalla sundharikuttigal..
ivatagalokke nammude
engagementinu munbe evidarnu ennu...!

tintumon-ninte swantham aanu..but nee upayogikkarilla...answer parayu?


Dunduumol-hmmm... adhendha sadhanam??


tintumon-aalochikku...


Dundumol-hmm...illa enikkariyilla…alochichittu kittanilla...


tintumon-its ur brain...iniyenkilum onnu upayogokk..

Dundumon-aa dundumol bayankara madichiyada
tintumon-adhe njan kandittund
Dundumon-endhu kandittund...?
tintumon-oru dhivasam aval kannadiyude munnil poyi ninnu...ennitu oru cup vellam eduthu kannadiyilekku ozhichu.. ennittu parayuva..havoo.. kuli kazhinjennu..!! athra madichiya aval...