tin2mon jokes

Dundumol- edi aa tintumonum Dundumonum nammude pinneale thanne maaradhe nadakkunnu

Pinkymol-adhe..naanam illathavanmar..

Dundumol-edi namukkoru pani kodukkam

Dundumon- eda tintu avalumar nammale pati endho parayunnund

titnumon-hmm...shariya aliya..mikkavarum idhu valayum’

Dundumol- eda Dundu..ente pinnale nadakkarudh,nee enikku swantham brotherine poleya

Pinkymol-eda tintu nee ente purageyum nadakkalleta..neeyum enikku brotherine poleya

Dundumon-eda nammal pettu...ini nammal endhu cheyyum?

tintumon- dont worry da..njna ninte pengale kettikolam..nee ente pengale kettikko..problm solved..’

Achan:Tintu ne eni eangilum schoolil nallavannam perumaranam, eni ninne matti cherkan keralathil school onnum bakkiyilla..

Tintu:Achan angane parayaruthu nallavannam perumari eannoru ottakaranam kondanu eanne kazhinja schoolil ninnum purathakiyathu.

Achan:eantha? Nallavannam perumariyathino?

Tintu :Athe acha, entaduthu pariksha eazhuthan erunna aa dundumone oru nooru vili vilichu onnu noki eazhuthan veandi.. avan keatta bhavam nadichilla.. belladichathinu sesham njan avane nallavannam perumari orazhacha avan kattileannu eazhuneattilla..!!!

Bus stopil oral tintumonodu-Time eathrayayi??

Tintu-Parayilla.

Stranger-parayilleanno? eannodu sathrutha undakan matram ethinu munne nammal thammil parichayamillaloo??

Tintu-athukondu thanneya paryaillannu paranje,eppo njan thaniku samayam paranjal bus varan eneem time ullathu kondu than eanodu samsarikan thudangum eante vivarangal eallam chodichu ariyam.. athukazhinju chaya kudikan vilikum pinne eante address chodikum.. Oru divasam eante veetil varum..

veetil varumbol eante pengale kanum aval sundariyayathu kondu thaniku eshtapedum pinnne kalyanam kazhikan thonum..

Stranger-athineantha kuzhappam??

Tintu-Oru watch polum swanthamayi ellatha thaniku eante pengale njan engane kettichu tharumedo?

Achan- eda tintu,nee aa pogunna aale kando..33 pere thooki kollan vidhicha judge aanu

tintumon- iyal paranjittano 33 perem konnadhu?

Achan-adhe

tintumon- ennal pinne kolapadhagathinu preripicha kuttathinu iyalem jailil idande?

Dundumon- aa Dundumol enne pati endhada ninnodu chodhiche?

tintumon-nee daily mudi karupikkarundo ennu

Dundumon-nee endhu paranju?

tintumon-illa angane oru sambavame illa ennu paranju

Dundumon-nee ente frndada..nee anganeye parayu...good

tintumon- adhu mathramalla.. nee vachirikkunnadhu vila koodiya wig aanennum adhu angane
pettannonnum nashamagillannum njan paranjittund...nee ente frndalleda..apol njan idhum
parayande...!!!

teacher- oru sthreeyude garbakalam oru varshamanu

tintumon- 2 varshamellam garbakalam ulla shtreegalum undallo

teacher-evide?

tintumon-t.v serial il ulla sthreegal...avar 2, 3 varshamokke garbam kondu nadakkum

tintumon-ho..angane adhu sambavichu

Dundumon-endhu sambavichenna?

tintumon-adhyam enikku vishwasm vannilla...bt adhu sambavichu

Dundumon-endhada karyam?

tintumon-angane nootandil adhyamayi beer inu petrolinekkal vila kuranju aliyaaa...!!!

Dundumon-eda oru kalyanam kazhikkanam

tintumon-nammude brocker shivankutti und..angere kandal karyam nadakkum.ninte casinu angeru madhi

Dundumon- edhu aa shivankuttiyo..ayal sharuyavilla..oru udaip looka

tintumon-endhu pati angerkku..aage oru kuzhapame shivankuttikkullu...angerude kayyil
‘EXTRAORDINERY’ penkuttigalude name kaanu

Dundumon-ennu vachal? athra nalla penkuttigal aayirikkum alle?

tintumon- extra odo odi naariya penkuttigal ennu...2nd hand.. shivankutti experincd
aalkare mathre kodukku..he he...

Dundumol- ente birthday ku nee endhu giftada kondu vannekkane?

tintumon-nee aa roadinte appurathu kidakkunna car kando?

Dundumol-ohh..!!! aa red colour car aano... how sweet....enikkishtayi

tintumon-adhe..aa car inte same colur ulla hair pin aanu ninakkulla ente gift...!!!

Dundu was going to Mumbai from
Kochi by a air-india plane. He was
alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-
seats array. But as soon as the
Dundu got into the plane, he sat on
the window side seat which was
actually for an old lady. After some
time the old lady came and requested
the Dundu to leave the side seat. But
the Dundu told: "I want to see the view
from the window and shall not leave".

The old lady then complained to the
air hostess. The air hostess came
and requested the Dundu to leave
that seat. But he was adament
and did not leave. Then the air
hostess went and told the asst capt.
He also came and requested, but in
vain. Finally the Captain Tintu came. He
whispered something in the ears of
the him, and the Dundu
immedietly left the side seat and
returned to the middle seat.

Astonished, the airhostess and the
asst. capt. asked Tintu what he
told to Dundu . Capt. Tintu
replied: "nothing. I just told him that
only the middle seats will go to
Mumbai. All others will go to
Delhi"

Dundumol: Tintu , i am feeling very bored now. how can i change it?.

Tintumon: its so simple. U just look in to the mirror suddenly and the bore will change in to a horror.....

tintumon was feeling sleepy. his head was going down& down. .
teacher came n asks:-wat is this?
tintumon: gravitational force mam......!!!!!!!

Tintumon: u know lips are like friends.

Dundumon: How come??

Tintumon:If we say Studying,reading, writing the lips wil never join. but if we say party,bunking playing,travling,shopping etc they will .Friends also like that!.

teacher-Scientists have found ice & water On moon

tintumon-We just need to carry beer,vodka and chips with us
Cant depend on Scientist for everything...

teacher:Can I ask u a question?

tintumon:You just did.

teacher: okay,Well can I ask you another question?.

tintumon:You just did it again

Teacher: If you are in moon, what will be your weight
a) increase
b)decrease
c) no change
d) can not be predicted...

Tintumon: Decrease

Teacher: why

Tintumon: you will not get good food!!!