tin2mon jokes

Dundumol :enne patti endhengilum pokki parayan aarelum paranjal nee endhu parayum ?
tintumon : If BULLSHiT
Was ELECTRICITY
You’d Be A
POWER COMPANY..

Tintumon : Vadacke veetile ‘Dundu’ adutha aazhcha Dubayil ninnum varunnennu Amma paranjhu. Atharaa Achaa..??
Achan : Paranju varumbhol ninte ‘Maman’ aayittu varum
Tintumon : Appo parayaathe varumbhozho...??

Tintumon : face book il kandappol njan avale add cheydhu...
Dundumon : aaha ennitu??
Tintumon : roadil neritu kandappo delete cheydhu

Dundumon : What is a password..??
Tintumon : Passwords are like underwear..!!
Dundumon : How..??
Tintumon : You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers..!!

teacher- an apple a day keeps the doctor
away,
tintumon-but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit....!!!

Teacher : what will u do if a man comes to u and show u a gun?
Tintumon:If i like that gun i will purchase it or else i will simply say sorry i dont want it.!!

Tintumon : Hey, I got married
Dundumon: Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No, thats bad. She is ugly
Dundumon: Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she is rich
Dundumon: Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No thats bad, she wont give me a single paisa
Dundumon: Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she bought me a big house
Dundumon: Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No thats bad, the house burnt down
Dundumon: Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she was inside....