tin2mon jokes

teacher- an apple a day keeps the doctor
away,
tintumon-but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit....!!!

Teacher : what will u do if a man comes to u and show u a gun?
Tintumon:If i like that gun i will purchase it or else i will simply say sorry i dont want it.!!

Tintumon : Hey, I got married
Dundumon: Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No, thats bad. She is ugly
Dundumon: Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she is rich
Dundumon: Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No thats bad, she wont give me a single paisa
Dundumon: Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she bought me a big house
Dundumon: Oh, thats good
Tintumon : No thats bad, the house burnt down
Dundumon: Oh, thats bad
Tintumon : No thats good, she was inside....