tin2mon jokes

Dundumol- edi aa tintumonum Dundumonum nammude pinneale thanne maaradhe nadakkunnu

Pinkymol-adhe..naanam illathavanmar..

Dundumol-edi namukkoru pani kodukkam

Dundumon- eda tintu avalumar nammale pati endho parayunnund

titnumon-hmm...shariya aliya..mikkavarum idhu valayum’

Dundumol- eda Dundu..ente pinnale nadakkarudh,nee enikku swantham brotherine poleya

Pinkymol-eda tintu nee ente purageyum nadakkalleta..neeyum enikku brotherine poleya

Dundumon-eda nammal pettu...ini nammal endhu cheyyum?

tintumon- dont worry da..njna ninte pengale kettikolam..nee ente pengale kettikko..problm solved..’

Achan:Tintu ne eni eangilum schoolil nallavannam perumaranam, eni ninne matti cherkan keralathil school onnum bakkiyilla..

Tintu:Achan angane parayaruthu nallavannam perumari eannoru ottakaranam kondanu eanne kazhinja schoolil ninnum purathakiyathu.

Achan:eantha? Nallavannam perumariyathino?

Tintu :Athe acha, entaduthu pariksha eazhuthan erunna aa dundumone oru nooru vili vilichu onnu noki eazhuthan veandi.. avan keatta bhavam nadichilla.. belladichathinu sesham njan avane nallavannam perumari orazhacha avan kattileannu eazhuneattilla..!!!

Bus stopil oral tintumonodu-Time eathrayayi??

Tintu-Parayilla.

Stranger-parayilleanno? eannodu sathrutha undakan matram ethinu munne nammal thammil parichayamillaloo??

Tintu-athukondu thanneya paryaillannu paranje,eppo njan thaniku samayam paranjal bus varan eneem time ullathu kondu than eanodu samsarikan thudangum eante vivarangal eallam chodichu ariyam.. athukazhinju chaya kudikan vilikum pinne eante address chodikum.. Oru divasam eante veetil varum..

veetil varumbol eante pengale kanum aval sundariyayathu kondu thaniku eshtapedum pinnne kalyanam kazhikan thonum..

Stranger-athineantha kuzhappam??

Tintu-Oru watch polum swanthamayi ellatha thaniku eante pengale njan engane kettichu tharumedo?

Achan- eda tintu,nee aa pogunna aale kando..33 pere thooki kollan vidhicha judge aanu

tintumon- iyal paranjittano 33 perem konnadhu?

Achan-adhe

tintumon- ennal pinne kolapadhagathinu preripicha kuttathinu iyalem jailil idande?

Dundumon- aa Dundumol enne pati endhada ninnodu chodhiche?

tintumon-nee daily mudi karupikkarundo ennu

Dundumon-nee endhu paranju?

tintumon-illa angane oru sambavame illa ennu paranju

Dundumon-nee ente frndada..nee anganeye parayu...good

tintumon- adhu mathramalla.. nee vachirikkunnadhu vila koodiya wig aanennum adhu angane
pettannonnum nashamagillannum njan paranjittund...nee ente frndalleda..apol njan idhum
parayande...!!!

teacher- oru sthreeyude garbakalam oru varshamanu

tintumon- 2 varshamellam garbakalam ulla shtreegalum undallo

teacher-evide?

tintumon-t.v serial il ulla sthreegal...avar 2, 3 varshamokke garbam kondu nadakkum

tintumon-ho..angane adhu sambavichu

Dundumon-endhu sambavichenna?

tintumon-adhyam enikku vishwasm vannilla...bt adhu sambavichu

Dundumon-endhada karyam?

tintumon-angane nootandil adhyamayi beer inu petrolinekkal vila kuranju aliyaaa...!!!

Dundumon-eda oru kalyanam kazhikkanam

tintumon-nammude brocker shivankutti und..angere kandal karyam nadakkum.ninte casinu angeru madhi

Dundumon- edhu aa shivankuttiyo..ayal sharuyavilla..oru udaip looka

tintumon-endhu pati angerkku..aage oru kuzhapame shivankuttikkullu...angerude kayyil
‘EXTRAORDINERY’ penkuttigalude name kaanu

Dundumon-ennu vachal? athra nalla penkuttigal aayirikkum alle?

tintumon- extra odo odi naariya penkuttigal ennu...2nd hand.. shivankutti experincd
aalkare mathre kodukku..he he...

Dundumol- ente birthday ku nee endhu giftada kondu vannekkane?

tintumon-nee aa roadinte appurathu kidakkunna car kando?

Dundumol-ohh..!!! aa red colour car aano... how sweet....enikkishtayi

tintumon-adhe..aa car inte same colur ulla hair pin aanu ninakkulla ente gift...!!!

Dundu was going to Mumbai from
Kochi by a air-india plane. He was
alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-
seats array. But as soon as the
Dundu got into the plane, he sat on
the window side seat which was
actually for an old lady. After some
time the old lady came and requested
the Dundu to leave the side seat. But
the Dundu told: "I want to see the view
from the window and shall not leave".

The old lady then complained to the
air hostess. The air hostess came
and requested the Dundu to leave
that seat. But he was adament
and did not leave. Then the air
hostess went and told the asst capt.
He also came and requested, but in
vain. Finally the Captain Tintu came. He
whispered something in the ears of
the him, and the Dundu
immedietly left the side seat and
returned to the middle seat.

Astonished, the airhostess and the
asst. capt. asked Tintu what he
told to Dundu . Capt. Tintu
replied: "nothing. I just told him that
only the middle seats will go to
Mumbai. All others will go to
Delhi"

Dundumol: Tintu , i am feeling very bored now. how can i change it?.

Tintumon: its so simple. U just look in to the mirror suddenly and the bore will change in to a horror.....

tintumon was feeling sleepy. his head was going down& down. .
teacher came n asks:-wat is this?
tintumon: gravitational force mam......!!!!!!!

Tintumon: u know lips are like friends.

Dundumon: How come??

Tintumon:If we say Studying,reading, writing the lips wil never join. but if we say party,bunking playing,travling,shopping etc they will .Friends also like that!.

teacher-Scientists have found ice & water On moon

tintumon-We just need to carry beer,vodka and chips with us
Cant depend on Scientist for everything...

teacher:Can I ask u a question?

tintumon:You just did.

teacher: okay,Well can I ask you another question?.

tintumon:You just did it again

Teacher: If you are in moon, what will be your weight
a) increase
b)decrease
c) no change
d) can not be predicted...

Tintumon: Decrease

Teacher: why

Tintumon: you will not get good food!!!

Dundu:  Why  are  you  heating  the  knife.?
Tintu:  To  do  suicide.
Dundu:  But  why  are  you  heating  it?
Tintu:  To  prevent  infection.

Tintu  was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Dundu: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Tintu: My wife’s first husband.

Dundu: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Tintu: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

Dundu: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Tintu: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon
with a friend

Titanic was sinking.
Dundu: How much the earth is far from here?
Tintu: 1 kilo meter.
  Dundu jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Tintu: Downwards !

kalyanathinte reception nadakkumbol dundumol tintumonodu- endha chetta...ella girlsinem
nokkunne...

tintumon-alla..njan chindhikkuvarnu…ellavarum nalla sundharikuttigal..
ivatagalokke nammude
engagementinu munbe evidarnu ennu...!

tintumon-ninte swantham aanu..but nee upayogikkarilla...answer parayu?


Dunduumol-hmmm... adhendha sadhanam??


tintumon-aalochikku...


Dundumol-hmm...illa enikkariyilla…alochichittu kittanilla...


tintumon-its ur brain...iniyenkilum onnu upayogokk..

Dundumon-aa dundumol bayankara madichiyada
tintumon-adhe njan kandittund
Dundumon-endhu kandittund...?
tintumon-oru dhivasam aval kannadiyude munnil poyi ninnu...ennitu oru cup vellam eduthu kannadiyilekku ozhichu.. ennittu parayuva..havoo.. kuli kazhinjennu..!! athra madichiya aval...

Dundumon-eda enikkoru tie venam...ethra roopa aavum?

tintumon-nalladhinu 600 rs engilum aavum

Dundumon-ayyo..aa cashinu enikkoru shoe kittumallo...

tintumon-ennal pinne shoe medichu kazhuthil thooki interview nu poyko...alla pinne...

Dundumon-da dhe Dundumol enikku msg ayachirikkunnu...

tintumon-endhu msg?

Dundumon-njan vayikkam...
"Light can replace Sun,
Parents can replace God,
Daughter can replace Son
Bt nthing in the World can replace U.."

tintumon-adhu shariyalle...idhinano thullichadiyadhu..

Dundumon-endhu shariyanennu?

tintumon-ninakku replacement illa Because LOCAL ITEM ,No guarnti,No replacmnt

Tintumon mobile shoppil

tintumon : Mobilil mp3 songs download cheynamayirunnu..

Servicing Man : Memory card undo?

Tintumon :Ella, ration card undu athu mathiyavumo??!!

teacher : nammukku innu podikaikaklekkurichu padikkam...ariyavunnavar orothurayi podikaikal parayooo.

tintumon : teacher innathe choru naalekku cheethayakathiriikkan oru podikkayundu.

teacher : enthanathu

tintumon : innu rathri thanne thinnu theerthal mathi

Teacher : (1)Avan suicide cheythu.(2)Avanu suicide cheyendi vannu.Ithu randum thammilulla vyatyasam parayu?

Tintumon : Aadyathe aal daridranum paavavum aayirunnu.Randamathe aal oru bharthav aayirunnu.

DunduMol : Njan Innale Sagar Hotelil ninnu chaya kudichu.
Chaykku 50 roopaya!

TintuMon : Athentha Bucketilano Tea tharunne?

police- good tintumon..nee veetil kayariya kallane sharikkum idichu alle...ingane venam aankuttigal

tintumon- njan kallane adichu veezhthiyadhinte full creditum Dundumona

police- Dundumono..? adhendha?

tintumon- ente pudhiya shirtum pantum ennodu chodhikkadhe eduthittu Dundumon second show kaanan poyi..avan thiruchu vannal thala thalli polikkana njan vaadhilinte maravil olichirunnadhu...vannadhu kallan aanennu arinjilla..Dundumonanennu karudhiya njan eduthittu idichadhu...!!

Schoolil puthuthayi vanna Dundumol Tintumonod -
Moothramozhikkunna sthalam onnu kanichutharamo..?

Tintumon - Ambady kalli...adyam nee kanikk..!!!

Dundumon- eda dhaivam prathyakshapettu anjelina, kajal agarwal,kangana,kareena ivaroyokke namukku thannal nammal aarude koode urangum???

Jinkuumon- enikku kareena madhi.njan avalde koode urangum

Dundumon- ennal enikku kajal.njan avalde koode urangum

Kunju mon- enikku anjelinayum kajalum venam.njan avarodoppam urangum

tintumon- enikku aarum venda...!!
 
Jinkumon- endhu???? aarum vende?

Kunju mon- adhendha??

tintumon- dhaivam anugrahichu ithrem best aalkre aduthu tharumbol avarodoppam kidannu uranga’ enikku thalparyamilla... ‘urangadhe endhelum paripadi’ plan cheyuvanel njan ready...chumma uranganael endhu kareena endhu kajal..

Tintumon dental clinicil chennu : doctor , palledukkumo?


Doctor : athe njaan palledukkum..


Tintumon : enkil vegam veetilekku vaa,ente ammachiyude set pallu raavile kinatil poyi onnu eduthu tharanam...

Teacher : What is d difference between Talent & Intelligence??

Tintumon : Getting up early in d morning daily is Talent....Not trying such nonsense thing is Intelligence..

Dundumon: eniku kalyanam vende venda.. eniku sthreekale pediya.!!

Tintumon: Enkil ne vegam thanne kalyanam kazhikkanam appol pinne oru sthreeye pidichal mathi bakiyulla sthreekalodu ishtavum thonnum..!!

Teacher: Statutory Warning:Consumption of Alcohole and smoking of cigerettes are injurious to HEALTH....What is the meaning?

Tintumon: This is only applicable for HEALTHY Persons..If you are not a HEALTHY person you can use these things very well...

teacher - dhridharashtrarku 100 makkal undayirunnu.but paandavar 5 per mathrame
undayirunnullu.. adhu endhu kondanennu parayu?

tintumon- karanam kannullavarkku vere paniyund..dhridharashtrar kannu kaanatha aalalle...idhoke thanne pani

at school..
general knowledge question

teacher: karayilum kadalilum oru pole jeevikkan kazhiyunna oru jeeviyude peru parayu, tintumon ..

Tintumon: ohh..innale koode jhan kandatha ...peru marannu poyi ...chey...

teacher: onnu orthu nokku..

Tintumon: ahhhhha kitti....MEENKARAN PAPPI

tintumon-njangal boys sharikkum ethra paavangala…aarendhu thetu cheydhalum njangale kuttam
parayum...

Dundumol- adhendha?

tintumon- suppose oru girl vomit cheydhal udane avalude veetukar chodhikkum edhavanadi aa thendi
ennu....
ini edhengilum oru dhivasam boys onnu vomit cheydhal appol veetukar chodhikkum

evidannada thendy nee kudichennu...
endhokke nadannalum boys mathram thendigal…idhano
janadhipathyam....

teacher- oru chodhyam...ente kayyil 4 choclates und..adhu ningal 5 perkku engane njan veedhichu
nalgum?tintumon answer parayu?

tintumon-enikku choclate venda teacher,ulladhu 4 perkum koduthekku..pinne problm illalo...!!

Teacher: charithrathil cheythu poya oru thettinu ettavum kooduthal krooshikkapedukayum vilanalkendi varikayum cheytha oralude peru parayu?

Tintumon: Athu nammude silsila hai silsila paadi abinayicha aalugalaayrikum teacheree!!

Dundumol- enikku nalla cherukkane thanne venam..ethirthu samsarikkarudh…cheetha chindhagal
paadilla.kudikkarudh,
smoking padilla..cheetha swabavangal onnum paadilla…enne samshayikkarudh..pinne....

tintumon- angane orale kittanam engil valla semitheriyilum poyi thappanam..jeevanulla aarum ee type kittilla

tintumon- achaa,amme..ennum ingane irunnal madhiyo..oru promotion ellam vende jeevidhathil

achan- njangalkku ini endhu promotion??

tintumon- kure kaalamayille achanum ammayum aayi ingane nadakkunnu..enne onnu kalyanam
kazhipikku...
pettannu thanne oru appoppanum ammomayum aaki tharam...

Dundumon- randum kaalum ella kaalathum ee tharayil urapichu nilkkanulla bagyam daivam
tharugayanel endhu karyavum namukku sadhikkum

tintumon -randu kaalum urapichu ninnal oru karyam nadakkilla...

Dundumon- adhedhu karyam...?

tintumon- trouser idan patilla mone...oru kaalu pokkiyale sangadhi nadakku...

Dundumon: innale Dunduumol nalla bangiyulla dress itta vannadhu..

tintumon: dress nannavunnadhu kazhchayil alla

Dundumon: pinne?

tintumon: "A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off ..."

tintumon- pranayam ennu parayunnadhu indian railway pole aanu...

Dundumon- adhendhada?

tintumon- pogan udheshicha vandi kittiyillengil kittiya vandikku kayaripoganam...

teacher- F t.v polulla chanalugal ningal kuttigalude bhaviye badhichu ennu parayunnadhil
thetundo?

tintumon- bhaviye badhicho ennu ariyilla,njangal kuttigalkku F t.v nannayi bodhichu..!!

Dundumon-Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2..kallan

Vichumon-Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me ...njan kodukkilla

tintumon-njan veedinte mugalil irikkumbol vazhiyiloode newton pogunnu...vilichitu avan kettilla..
appol oru
apple eduthu avane erinju..adhu thalayil poyi kondu..angane chekkan gravity kandu pidichu...poor
fellow...

Dundumon-enikku bayangara vrithi aanu..moothram ozhichu vannal appol kai kazhugum...

tintumon-enikkadhinte aavashyamilla..karanam njan kaiyyil koodi moothram ozhikarilla..

Dundumon: Aaa vichumon... Avanenne kandittu mind cheythillaa.. Endaa, avande nilavaarathinu njaan poraathadu pole..

Tintumon : Adinu nee tensionadikunadendinaada. Tensionadikaanonum ilaaa.. avanallengilum Mandabhudiyum Parama boranum Vagathirivilaathavanum aanu..

Dundumon : Thank u da!!

Tintumon : Avande nilavaarathinu cheraatha oru kuravum ninakillaaa.. Poreeeee??

examine copiyadicha tintumone teacher pokki.


teacher :enthina mone copiyadiche?


tintumon :chodyathil utharam eluppavazhiyil kandethuka ennanu,athukonda copy adiche.

tintumon Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


teacher: People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


tintumon: My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


teacher: Did He Eat Many Sweets?


tintumon: No, He Always Minded His Own Business..matullavarude karyathil idapedarilla teachere pole...

Tintumon : chettan
entha kure divasamayi ezhuthi kondirikkunath?

Novelist Dundu: nhan oru
novel ezhuthi undakkukayaanu..

Tintumon: ethra kashttapedunth
enthinanu...ethenkilum bookstall’l ninnu onnu vangicchal
...pore!!!!!

Tintu: NOBODY can stop me, I’ll send u sms till,

Dundumol: till My death?

Tintu: No

Dundumol: till Your death?

Tintu: No

Dundumol:till World exist?

Tintu: No

Dundumol: till Oxygen available?

Tintu: No dear, Truly speaking till SMS is free.!!

TintuMonu pettennu Dundumolodu oru ishtam !

Oru divasam school-il
Tintu : Nalla bhangiyulla Dress..

Dundumol :Thank you!!

Tintu :Ninte Lipstickum nannayittundu

Dundumol: Thanxx

Tintu : Make-up-um kollaam!

Dundumol :Thank you Brother !!!
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Tintu : pakshe ithokke aayittum ninne kaanan kollillaloodee !!!

Dundumol: de manushya!! innathe theeyadiyude prathyegada ariyaamo??
adenganeyaaa idoke orkaan evidunnaa samayam??

Tintu: Orthillennu aaru paranju.. Happy B'day 2U ..

Dundumol: Olakka!! ende brday kazhinjitu maasam randaay!!

Tintu: Oru clue tharaamo??

Dundumol: Ee thaali kando??

Tintu: Oo .. Pidikitti!!
Panayam vecha swarnam edukenda last date aayrikum!!

Dundumol: Manushyaa, inaanu nammude Wedding Anniversary!!
Nammude kalyaana photo njaanonnu valuthaaki edupichu..

Tintu: Ayayoooo!! idu kandapozha orthadu.. innu first showku randu ticket paranju vachitundu!!
Vegam ready aaykoo!! udane poyekaaam..

Dundumol: Kalyaana photo kondu athrayengilum upakaaram undaaay!! aate eda cinema??

Tintu: YAKSHIYUM NJAANUM!!

Dundumon : my wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.

Tintumon : Ahh!!! my wife is better,She does not even need a subject to talk about.

Dundumol: eda janakkottathe pirichu vidan police enthina aakasathekku vedi veekkunnathu?

Tintumon: mandippennae ,avdaakumbol chodikkanum parayaanum aarumillallo?appol enthumaakamalooo!

Tintumon: njan kazhinja divasam vayichittu konda thanna book onnukoode tharamo??

Librarian: Thanikathu athrayku eshtapetto eneem vayikanamennu thonniyo??

Tintumon: hey athukondonnumalla kazhinja divasam athinte last page il ente girlfriend Dundumolude number eazhuthiyittitundarunnu athu nokan vendiya..!!

TEACHER :Pallillatha randu jeevikalude peru parayu Dundu??
Dundumon:Ariyilla..

Tintumon:Avanodoke chodichu time waste cheyalle teachere njan parayam ente muthachanum muthassiyum aanu aa randu jeevikal..!!

Dundumol : Ennale chettante msgs kure kitti vayichu vayichu urangiyathe illa,athramatram vidan enne athrayku ishtamano??

Tintumon : Athonnumalla ente chakkare, innale ente sms pack expiry date ayirunnu..

Dundumol- ninte kayyil kidakkunna gold ring enikku tharu..ninte ormakku vendi

tintumon-nee ingane enne orthal madhi,njan ring chodhichitum tintumon adhu thannilla enna karyam orthu kondu

Dundumon-what is Rule of success?

tintumon-Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.

Dundumon-ok

tintumon-And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

tintumon-ninakku ninte pengale nalla ishtamanalle?

Dundumon-adhe

tintumon-adha njan paranjadhu nammal athmartha suhurthukkal aanennu

Dundumon-adhum idhum thammilendha bandham?

tintumon-enikkum ninte pengale bayankara ishtamanu..same same aayille

ടിന്റു മോന്റെ പ്രകടന പത്രിക


൧. ക്ലാസ്സില്‍ മൂത്രമൊഴിക്കുന്ന എല്ലാ കുട്ടികല്കും സ്ന്ഗ്ഗി വാങ്ങി കൊടുക്കും


൨. ചക്കരയെ വായി നോക്കുന്ന എല്ലാ വരെയും ( ഞാനൊഴികെ ) ക്ലാസ്സില്‍ നിന്നും പുറത്താക്കും


൩. ബീഡി, സിഗരെറ്റ്‌ , പന്പരഗ്, എന്നിവ ആവശ്യാനുസരണം ക്ലാസ്സില്‍ ലഭ്യമാക്കും


൪. വള്ളിനിക്കര്‍ ഉനിഫോര്മില്‍ ഉള്പെടുതും


൫. പരീക്ഷ നിര്‍ത്തലാക്കും

Puthiya bike vangiya tintu 2 divasam kazhinju shoppilethi
Tintumon:enikku venda e bike
Salesman:enthupatti
Tintumon: ithinte valathe pidi loosa

Dundumon:German Paul neerali marichu!
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Tintu:India epo world cup edukkumennu chodichappol chirichu chirichu marichathavum

Teacher: Kaiyil ethra viralukal undu?
Tintumon:Aaru

Teacher: Aaralla ninnodu ethrathavana paranjittundu Pantinte pocketil kayittu ennaruthennu.

Zoo owner: simhathinte koodu adacho?
Tintumon: illa
Zoo owner: athentha?

Tintumon : oh!! Simhathe okke aru pidichondu pokana.??

Dundumon: i am a complan boy!

kunjumon: i am a horlicks boy!

Dundumol: i am a nido girl!

titntumon: i am a rajante mon!!!-

Tintumon: kalyana prayam aanungalku 21 akkiyathentha?

Achan heavy vehicles odickan minimam 21 vayassu venam mone!!!

Tintumonnte wife black colour anu.1 day aval oru orange sari uduthittu chodichu    engane und

Tintumon:Hm kalaki. TAR veepakku thee pidicha polund!

"Definition of Chammal:
Chammal is d mangal of Face due to de Vingal of Heart n Thengal of Mind"
.

-Prof.Tintumon..

Teacher : lokathu ettavum adhikam apakadathil petta couples ?
Dundumon:Ariyilla ?
Tintumon:Kuttoosanum Daakiniyum. 
  
       kali  Tintumonodo

Oraal phonil: halo aara?
Tintumon: aadyam appurathu aaranennu para
Ayaal: ithu njanaa...
Tintumon: what a surprize... ipparthum njanaa..

Tintumon bikil varumbol police checking.
Police:Helmet enthiyeda?
Tintumon:Sir, helmet kallan kondupoy. Petition kodukkan varunna vazhiya.Sir! 

  Tintumonnoda Kali

Dundumolude veettil
TINTU MON chumaril kanda photo kandu chodichu: BabuAntony ningalude Ara? 

Dunduvuinte appan: "MONE ATHU YESUDEVANA"(christ).

Teacher: "Vaakyathil prayogickuka," Randarakkodi "


Tintumon:rande mukkaalinulla bus kittaanayi njan veettil ninnum Randarakkodi

news :"Karunnakaran ICU-vil"







Tintumon :Alla, Iyal pinneyum party mariyo?

Dundumol:Visk undo?
Tintumon: Visk Alla vicks ennu para.
Dundumol:Engil athu undo?
Tintumon:Vicks Illa,Athermaanjan Mathiyo..!

Dad asking to tintu mon: y r u crying? Am also ur frnd da tel me y.

Tintumon : Aliya..kurachu Horlicks chodichapol ninte pennu enne thalliyeda

Teacher:1947-il britishkar indiayil ninnum pinvangiyathu enthukondu?

tintumon:britanil pin theernu poyathukondu

Teacher : What is Al2 O3 ?
Dundumon : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is Fe2 O3 ?

Tintumon : Filomina

 

Sri Narayana Guruvinte statue kanda foreignr tintumonnodu:who is dis?




Tintumon:manja dresum mota thalayum kandalariyile Brazilinte etho kalikarana

Tintu Traffic Police ayi.
.Pitte divasam thanne joliyum poyi!
Why?
.
.
Overspeed ennu paranju AMBULANCE thadanju!!


 Tintu RokZ!!

Tintumon:enik ini kalyanam kazhikathe scoolil pokan patila.
Achan: athenthada?
Tintumon:mash paranju ini achanayittallathe scoolil kayararuthennu

In an Airport,

Lady: plz moothram ozhikunna sthalam onnu kanikamo?

Tintumon: ambadi kalli adhyam nee kaniku ennittu njan kaanikkaam...

Tintumon: chetanano karimpu thinnuna kuttiyude pradima undakiyad.
Artist:pha ! kazhuthe..karimpu thinuna kuttiyo?

Odakuzhal vayikunna sree krishnana

Kazhuthinu operation kazhinja Tintumon doctorodu:
vellam.
Doctor: oh dhahikunundalle.?
Tintumon:Alla. Leakundo ennu nokkana

Teacher: Than omanichu valarthia maram vetti kalanja Edisone achan vazhaku paranjila .why?
Tintumon: Kodali appozhum Edisante kayil thanne ayathukond

Achan:Ninte oru mudinja "PREMAM"natil muzhuvan pata!aake nanakedayi.Da kudumbam kalakki, Ini ariyan ara ullathu?
Tintumon:Aval arinjitila acha!

Teacher:Entha late ayathu?
Tintumon:Bike kedayi. 
Teacher:Ennal businu varayirunnalo? 
Tintumon:Njan paranjatha pakshe teacherinte makal ketilla.

Tintumon breaks an Egg 4 Omelet,the egg was empty.
tintumon: Now a days the Hens are also doing abortion

Dundumon: Innu ente GirlFrndinte B'day anu avalkku entha kodukuka
Tintumon: Kanan engane undu?
Dundumon:Sundariya
Tintumon:Ennal ente phone no: koduthekk

Tintumon: acha ente classile Dundu parikshakku thottu 
Achan: athil oru atbhuthavum ella.avante achan oru kazhuthaya.
tintumon: njanum thottu!

zoo owner : simhathinte koodu adacho
tintumon : illa.
zoo owner : athentha. 

tintumon : oh! simhathe okke aru pidichondu pokaana???

Tintumon had a crow,He touchd it and it was vry soft he decided 2 name it. . . 
Guess wat he named it? .
. He namd it .
 




  MICROSOFT (MY-CROW-SOFT)

Dundumon:innale bus miss aayi njan athinte pinnale odi,Rs.4 labham.! 


Tintumon:manda,Auto yude pinnale odiyurunnenkil Rs.20 labham kittiyene.

Tintumon calld FM:
I have found a purse with Rs5000&ID card of Mr.Ram
RJ:U want 2 return it sir?

Tintumon:No..I want 2 dedicate a song for him!

History Teacher : "Kalidas had one brother who used to make shoes. Wat was his name?"

Tintu:"Adidas"..!!
Tintu rocks

.FLASH NEWS.
Long jumpil Indian tharathinu swarnam nashtapettu.
Tintumon:Angane thanne venam!!
Chadumbol swarnam oori vekathathu kondalle!

Tintumon muthram ozhikumbol athu vazhi vanna girls mari pokanorungi.
Tintumon:pedikanda,Ningal pedikuna sadanathe njan pidichitundu,upadravikila!

Dundumon:TV poyi,AC poyi,FRIDGE poyi,ellam poyi
Tintumon:V GUARD stabliser illa alle
Dundumon:illa
Tintumon:nannayi,illenkil athum poyene.... ;)

Shopil sadhanam vangiyapol tintumonu balnce Rs1 kiti. 
Avan pettannu coin boxiloode achane vilichu: Achaa baki 1rupa undu njan mitayi vangate?!!

Tintumon Teacherodu: Teacher, Avanenne Elumban Tintu Ennu Vilikkunnu. 
Teacher: Aaranu Mone Angane Viliche?
Tintumon: Aa "Karadi" Binu!!!

Teacher:sathyavum viswasavum thamilula vyathyasam enthu?
Tintumon:teacher enne padipikkunu ennath sathyam
,njan padikunu ennathu teacherinte vishwasam