tin2mon jokes

Dundumon-eda enikkoru tie venam...ethra roopa aavum?

tintumon-nalladhinu 600 rs engilum aavum

Dundumon-ayyo..aa cashinu enikkoru shoe kittumallo...

tintumon-ennal pinne shoe medichu kazhuthil thooki interview nu poyko...alla pinne...

Dundumon-da dhe Dundumol enikku msg ayachirikkunnu...

tintumon-endhu msg?

Dundumon-njan vayikkam...
"Light can replace Sun,
Parents can replace God,
Daughter can replace Son
Bt nthing in the World can replace U.."

tintumon-adhu shariyalle...idhinano thullichadiyadhu..

Dundumon-endhu shariyanennu?

tintumon-ninakku replacement illa Because LOCAL ITEM ,No guarnti,No replacmnt

Tintumon mobile shoppil

tintumon : Mobilil mp3 songs download cheynamayirunnu..

Servicing Man : Memory card undo?

Tintumon :Ella, ration card undu athu mathiyavumo??!!

teacher : nammukku innu podikaikaklekkurichu padikkam...ariyavunnavar orothurayi podikaikal parayooo.

tintumon : teacher innathe choru naalekku cheethayakathiriikkan oru podikkayundu.

teacher : enthanathu

tintumon : innu rathri thanne thinnu theerthal mathi

Teacher : (1)Avan suicide cheythu.(2)Avanu suicide cheyendi vannu.Ithu randum thammilulla vyatyasam parayu?

Tintumon : Aadyathe aal daridranum paavavum aayirunnu.Randamathe aal oru bharthav aayirunnu.

DunduMol : Njan Innale Sagar Hotelil ninnu chaya kudichu.
Chaykku 50 roopaya!

TintuMon : Athentha Bucketilano Tea tharunne?

police- good tintumon..nee veetil kayariya kallane sharikkum idichu alle...ingane venam aankuttigal

tintumon- njan kallane adichu veezhthiyadhinte full creditum Dundumona

police- Dundumono..? adhendha?

tintumon- ente pudhiya shirtum pantum ennodu chodhikkadhe eduthittu Dundumon second show kaanan poyi..avan thiruchu vannal thala thalli polikkana njan vaadhilinte maravil olichirunnadhu...vannadhu kallan aanennu arinjilla..Dundumonanennu karudhiya njan eduthittu idichadhu...!!

Schoolil puthuthayi vanna Dundumol Tintumonod -
Moothramozhikkunna sthalam onnu kanichutharamo..?

Tintumon - Ambady kalli...adyam nee kanikk..!!!

Dundumon- eda dhaivam prathyakshapettu anjelina, kajal agarwal,kangana,kareena ivaroyokke namukku thannal nammal aarude koode urangum???

Jinkuumon- enikku kareena madhi.njan avalde koode urangum

Dundumon- ennal enikku kajal.njan avalde koode urangum

Kunju mon- enikku anjelinayum kajalum venam.njan avarodoppam urangum

tintumon- enikku aarum venda...!!
 
Jinkumon- endhu???? aarum vende?

Kunju mon- adhendha??

tintumon- dhaivam anugrahichu ithrem best aalkre aduthu tharumbol avarodoppam kidannu uranga’ enikku thalparyamilla... ‘urangadhe endhelum paripadi’ plan cheyuvanel njan ready...chumma uranganael endhu kareena endhu kajal..

Tintumon dental clinicil chennu : doctor , palledukkumo?


Doctor : athe njaan palledukkum..


Tintumon : enkil vegam veetilekku vaa,ente ammachiyude set pallu raavile kinatil poyi onnu eduthu tharanam...

Teacher : What is d difference between Talent & Intelligence??

Tintumon : Getting up early in d morning daily is Talent....Not trying such nonsense thing is Intelligence..

Dundumon: eniku kalyanam vende venda.. eniku sthreekale pediya.!!

Tintumon: Enkil ne vegam thanne kalyanam kazhikkanam appol pinne oru sthreeye pidichal mathi bakiyulla sthreekalodu ishtavum thonnum..!!

Teacher: Statutory Warning:Consumption of Alcohole and smoking of cigerettes are injurious to HEALTH....What is the meaning?

Tintumon: This is only applicable for HEALTHY Persons..If you are not a HEALTHY person you can use these things very well...

teacher - dhridharashtrarku 100 makkal undayirunnu.but paandavar 5 per mathrame
undayirunnullu.. adhu endhu kondanennu parayu?

tintumon- karanam kannullavarkku vere paniyund..dhridharashtrar kannu kaanatha aalalle...idhoke thanne pani

at school..
general knowledge question

teacher: karayilum kadalilum oru pole jeevikkan kazhiyunna oru jeeviyude peru parayu, tintumon ..

Tintumon: ohh..innale koode jhan kandatha ...peru marannu poyi ...chey...

teacher: onnu orthu nokku..

Tintumon: ahhhhha kitti....MEENKARAN PAPPI

tintumon-njangal boys sharikkum ethra paavangala…aarendhu thetu cheydhalum njangale kuttam
parayum...

Dundumol- adhendha?

tintumon- suppose oru girl vomit cheydhal udane avalude veetukar chodhikkum edhavanadi aa thendi
ennu....
ini edhengilum oru dhivasam boys onnu vomit cheydhal appol veetukar chodhikkum

evidannada thendy nee kudichennu...
endhokke nadannalum boys mathram thendigal…idhano
janadhipathyam....

teacher- oru chodhyam...ente kayyil 4 choclates und..adhu ningal 5 perkku engane njan veedhichu
nalgum?tintumon answer parayu?

tintumon-enikku choclate venda teacher,ulladhu 4 perkum koduthekku..pinne problm illalo...!!

Teacher: charithrathil cheythu poya oru thettinu ettavum kooduthal krooshikkapedukayum vilanalkendi varikayum cheytha oralude peru parayu?

Tintumon: Athu nammude silsila hai silsila paadi abinayicha aalugalaayrikum teacheree!!

Dundumol- enikku nalla cherukkane thanne venam..ethirthu samsarikkarudh…cheetha chindhagal
paadilla.kudikkarudh,
smoking padilla..cheetha swabavangal onnum paadilla…enne samshayikkarudh..pinne....

tintumon- angane orale kittanam engil valla semitheriyilum poyi thappanam..jeevanulla aarum ee type kittilla

tintumon- achaa,amme..ennum ingane irunnal madhiyo..oru promotion ellam vende jeevidhathil

achan- njangalkku ini endhu promotion??

tintumon- kure kaalamayille achanum ammayum aayi ingane nadakkunnu..enne onnu kalyanam
kazhipikku...
pettannu thanne oru appoppanum ammomayum aaki tharam...

Dundumon- randum kaalum ella kaalathum ee tharayil urapichu nilkkanulla bagyam daivam
tharugayanel endhu karyavum namukku sadhikkum

tintumon -randu kaalum urapichu ninnal oru karyam nadakkilla...

Dundumon- adhedhu karyam...?

tintumon- trouser idan patilla mone...oru kaalu pokkiyale sangadhi nadakku...

Dundumon: innale Dunduumol nalla bangiyulla dress itta vannadhu..

tintumon: dress nannavunnadhu kazhchayil alla

Dundumon: pinne?

tintumon: "A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off ..."

tintumon- pranayam ennu parayunnadhu indian railway pole aanu...

Dundumon- adhendhada?

tintumon- pogan udheshicha vandi kittiyillengil kittiya vandikku kayaripoganam...

teacher- F t.v polulla chanalugal ningal kuttigalude bhaviye badhichu ennu parayunnadhil
thetundo?

tintumon- bhaviye badhicho ennu ariyilla,njangal kuttigalkku F t.v nannayi bodhichu..!!

Dundumon-Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2..kallan

Vichumon-Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me ...njan kodukkilla

tintumon-njan veedinte mugalil irikkumbol vazhiyiloode newton pogunnu...vilichitu avan kettilla..
appol oru
apple eduthu avane erinju..adhu thalayil poyi kondu..angane chekkan gravity kandu pidichu...poor
fellow...

Dundumon-enikku bayangara vrithi aanu..moothram ozhichu vannal appol kai kazhugum...

tintumon-enikkadhinte aavashyamilla..karanam njan kaiyyil koodi moothram ozhikarilla..

Dundumon: Aaa vichumon... Avanenne kandittu mind cheythillaa.. Endaa, avande nilavaarathinu njaan poraathadu pole..

Tintumon : Adinu nee tensionadikunadendinaada. Tensionadikaanonum ilaaa.. avanallengilum Mandabhudiyum Parama boranum Vagathirivilaathavanum aanu..

Dundumon : Thank u da!!

Tintumon : Avande nilavaarathinu cheraatha oru kuravum ninakillaaa.. Poreeeee??

examine copiyadicha tintumone teacher pokki.


teacher :enthina mone copiyadiche?


tintumon :chodyathil utharam eluppavazhiyil kandethuka ennanu,athukonda copy adiche.

tintumon Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


teacher: People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


tintumon: My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


teacher: Did He Eat Many Sweets?


tintumon: No, He Always Minded His Own Business..matullavarude karyathil idapedarilla teachere pole...

Tintumon : chettan
entha kure divasamayi ezhuthi kondirikkunath?

Novelist Dundu: nhan oru
novel ezhuthi undakkukayaanu..

Tintumon: ethra kashttapedunth
enthinanu...ethenkilum bookstall’l ninnu onnu vangicchal
...pore!!!!!

Tintu: NOBODY can stop me, I’ll send u sms till,

Dundumol: till My death?

Tintu: No

Dundumol: till Your death?

Tintu: No

Dundumol:till World exist?

Tintu: No

Dundumol: till Oxygen available?

Tintu: No dear, Truly speaking till SMS is free.!!

TintuMonu pettennu Dundumolodu oru ishtam !

Oru divasam school-il
Tintu : Nalla bhangiyulla Dress..

Dundumol :Thank you!!

Tintu :Ninte Lipstickum nannayittundu

Dundumol: Thanxx

Tintu : Make-up-um kollaam!

Dundumol :Thank you Brother !!!
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Tintu : pakshe ithokke aayittum ninne kaanan kollillaloodee !!!

Dundumol: de manushya!! innathe theeyadiyude prathyegada ariyaamo??
adenganeyaaa idoke orkaan evidunnaa samayam??

Tintu: Orthillennu aaru paranju.. Happy B'day 2U ..

Dundumol: Olakka!! ende brday kazhinjitu maasam randaay!!

Tintu: Oru clue tharaamo??

Dundumol: Ee thaali kando??

Tintu: Oo .. Pidikitti!!
Panayam vecha swarnam edukenda last date aayrikum!!

Dundumol: Manushyaa, inaanu nammude Wedding Anniversary!!
Nammude kalyaana photo njaanonnu valuthaaki edupichu..

Tintu: Ayayoooo!! idu kandapozha orthadu.. innu first showku randu ticket paranju vachitundu!!
Vegam ready aaykoo!! udane poyekaaam..

Dundumol: Kalyaana photo kondu athrayengilum upakaaram undaaay!! aate eda cinema??

Tintu: YAKSHIYUM NJAANUM!!

Dundumon : my wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.

Tintumon : Ahh!!! my wife is better,She does not even need a subject to talk about.

Dundumol: eda janakkottathe pirichu vidan police enthina aakasathekku vedi veekkunnathu?

Tintumon: mandippennae ,avdaakumbol chodikkanum parayaanum aarumillallo?appol enthumaakamalooo!

Tintumon: njan kazhinja divasam vayichittu konda thanna book onnukoode tharamo??

Librarian: Thanikathu athrayku eshtapetto eneem vayikanamennu thonniyo??

Tintumon: hey athukondonnumalla kazhinja divasam athinte last page il ente girlfriend Dundumolude number eazhuthiyittitundarunnu athu nokan vendiya..!!

TEACHER :Pallillatha randu jeevikalude peru parayu Dundu??
Dundumon:Ariyilla..

Tintumon:Avanodoke chodichu time waste cheyalle teachere njan parayam ente muthachanum muthassiyum aanu aa randu jeevikal..!!

Dundumol : Ennale chettante msgs kure kitti vayichu vayichu urangiyathe illa,athramatram vidan enne athrayku ishtamano??

Tintumon : Athonnumalla ente chakkare, innale ente sms pack expiry date ayirunnu..

Dundumol- ninte kayyil kidakkunna gold ring enikku tharu..ninte ormakku vendi

tintumon-nee ingane enne orthal madhi,njan ring chodhichitum tintumon adhu thannilla enna karyam orthu kondu

Dundumon-what is Rule of success?

tintumon-Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.

Dundumon-ok

tintumon-And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

tintumon-ninakku ninte pengale nalla ishtamanalle?

Dundumon-adhe

tintumon-adha njan paranjadhu nammal athmartha suhurthukkal aanennu

Dundumon-adhum idhum thammilendha bandham?

tintumon-enikkum ninte pengale bayankara ishtamanu..same same aayille

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